I should not be allowed online..

There are moments in my life I have a feeling, a dread in the pit of my stomach, a flash of insight into my brain and I realize, I should not be allowed online. I find things like the infamous Bonsai Kitty and pass it around. I point out how everyone would be happier with a Hat of Meat. The list goes on. Then there is a whole new category of the Why... http://www.sloganmaker.com/ But do I type in nice little names or sweet things? No, I do not. I have a list so far of things that have been fun to play with. Zombies, dead hookers, rodeo midget clowns... every single co-workers names. (those were highly amusing and everyone liked theirs heh) I find things like this... http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/ Which *really* comes in handy, especially funny when it makes someone stare blankly at you and then you can walk away giggling insanely to top it off. And it's these moments sitting here giggling and sharing what I come up with that I realize. Some moments in life I am just *not* right. Thankfully people love me anyways.